its amazing how less u care about these things and the secrecy as time goes by
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.
Order of the Phoenix, ch. 13, p. 254. Hermione threatening to write to Mrs. Weasley after Fred and George test products on first-years. (requested by my-otps-are-better-than-yours)
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”
The Shambles, York, England. Part of JK Rowling’s inspiration for Diagon Alley
Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.
I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright
The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.
"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes
This is pretty great, tbh.
we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy